The Millionaire's Song

Shake rattle and roll
I'm gonna date Marilyn Monroe (x2)

If only I could have her
she could save my God damn soul


-1-

I got a girl on my mind
and I'm gonna be her man

I'm gonna take her out to dinner
and we'll start a real romance

'Cos I've seen all her movies
and I'm her greatest fan


-2-

She's been dead for fifty years
or more I know

But she still looks good
from her head down to her toes

She's a star of the screen
in a Hollywood picture show


-3-

Some say I'm crazy
"How could you be so bold?"

There's not a man alive in the world
who wouldn't sell their soul

Just to go out for one night
with Marilyn Monroe


-4-

So if you get the itch
'cos your girl's not hot for you

Ditch your old girlfriend
and find somebody new

Get a look-a-like who looks
just like you know who


-5-

She says "Boo Bee Doo"
"I wanna make love to you"

She'll dye her long black hair blonde
if you want her to

'Cos diamonds are a girl's best friend
and you know that's true


-6-

We'll go out to a party
and we'll dance to the rock and roll

C'mon everybody you can join us
if you're not too old

'Cos she's forever young
and she'll rock you round the world


-7-

She's the kind of woman
who could make your life complete

She's got a ring on her finger
and high heels on her feet

No there ain't no other woman
who I'd like more to meet


-8-

I got a million dollar bill
here in my hand

I got a whole lot of money
honey saved up in the bank

I could be your Sugar Daddy
so c'mon now let's dance


-9-

There's one more thing
that you could do for me

You could change your name
and we could start a family

But that's just a dream
It's a poor man's fantasy


-10-

So get back in kitchen
and rattle those pots and pans

It's gonna take a lot of work
but we're doing the best we can

One day I'll make you happy
and I'll be your fancy man