Nicola's Particular

Nicola's particular
about her choice of words

Funny ha ha or peculiar
uncommon or absurd

Merry or hilarious
gregariously learned

Or serious deliriously
speaking out of turn

She'll make you giggle

With a wiggle
and a wriggle of her nose

You'll be guaranteed to smile

From your head
down to your toes

Sexual innuendo pointing
to the bees and birds

Yes Nicola's particular
about her choice of words

When she's done

You'll rub your tummy
just below your shirt

That's because
her jokes will make you
laugh until it hurts