Grumpy Mole

-1-

Grumpy mole
Three worms in a bowl

Here's a grumpy mole
and he's living in a hole

Yeah grumpy mole
I'm a grumpy mole

Grumpy mole
with three worms in a bowl


-2-

I'm a grumpy mole
inside my hole

And I'm not coming out
till they've all been sold

So take them to the market
and see the pretty girls

And tell that my tunnel
is dark and cold

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Dark and cold
Dark and cold

Tell them that my tunnel
is dark and cold


-3-

So hey pretty girls
with your ribbons and your curls

Come and meet the mole
with a bowl of worms

Well he may not be good looking
and he may not be kind

But a better match
would surely be hard to find

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Grumpy mole
Grumpy mole

Come and meet your husband
He's a grumpy mole


-4-

Hey pretty girl
come down my hole

Come into my garden
I'm a grumpy mole

Yeah grumpy mole
I'm a grumpy mole

Come into my garden
I'm a grumpy mole


-5-

My dear Mister Mole
well bless my soul

How could you do such honour
to a poor young girl ?

Would you be so lucky
could you be so bold ?

To be married to an animal
who lives in a hole ?


-6-

Well he may be ugly
and he may be old

(He's quite) blind but in my eyes
he's just a man of the world

And everybody knows
'cos they've been told

Somewhere deep inside
he's got a heart of gold